MY CAT IS FINE,…

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MY CAT IS FINE, THE NEIGHBOUR’S CAT IS DEAD!

So yeah, my Neighbour’s cat went missing, and there were posters. Some Whistonians saw missing posters, knowing my home address, and asked if my cat was missing. Basically, I got to the point of annoyed, and spurted out this classic line. Happy birthday, Sylvia! 8 years since we adopted you!

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